7 Inspirational Coffee Quotes We Can’t Help But Relate To

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You know when you see someone wearing a graphic tee with some insanely relatable quote, and you’re just like “Amen”? 9/10 if the quote has to do with coffee, we’re like, “FREAKING AMEN.” Although you may or may not rock the t-shirt yourself, it’s incredibly hard to deny the fact that you’re usually behind whatever sentiment it’s speaking to. Because we want you to feel seen by all of your coffee quoted items, we’ve put together a list of seven printed inspirational coffee quotes you can’t help but relate to.

1. “But, first coffee”

Arguably the most over-used of all the inspirational coffee quotes, but, like, for good reason. Tell us you can do anything before you’ve had a cup of coffee, and we’ll tell you you’re a superhero.

2. “Roses are red, violets are fine, but my true loves are coffee and wine”

Our favorite part about this quote is that, although the ‘roses are red…violets are…’ is a classic poem format, there isn’t the generic reliance on ‘blue’ to rhyme it at the end. You can have more than one true love, but there’s a good chance two of them definitely include coffee and wine.

3. “My body is a filter. Coffee goes in and sarcasm comes out” 

This one is a total “PREACH” quote. You just think way faster once you’ve had coffee, so once you’re on your game and the sarcasm comes out, there’s no turning back.

4. “Espresso may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot”

This one’s an l-o-l. C’mon. You can’t help but have a soft spot for a good coffee pun.

5. “Abs are cool, but have you tried coffee and donuts?”

Abs ARE cool, but we can’t say we’ve tried ’em. What we certainly have tried is both coffee and donuts, and we can say with total confidence that both are fantastic.

6. “A Yawn Is a Silent Scream for Coffee”

Just. So. TRUE. Whoever came up with this one had to be a philosopher.

7. “I’ll start working when my coffee does”

No, but seriously.